I’m actually really nervous to have this party tomorrow but oh well it’s gonna be fun as fuck
There’s actually a really high chance of me becoming a stripper when I turn 18 and to get through college and shit like I’m being totally serious I think it would be fun
It kinda bothers me how people that are so against bullying only show it by acting nice and doing good things for the kids or people that only have disabilities….yet they’re huge assholes and bully kids who don’t have anything wrong with them all the time but someone they’re less important…idk of this makes sense but it does in my head ok.
I JUST FOUND OUT MY EYEBALLS HAVE TASTEBUDS, TOO
Holy Moly Guacamole!
Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”
omfg this is great
New favorite comeback.